Saturday, September 5, 2009

Home invasion

An unknown woman entered my home this morning. I have no idea who she was or where she came from. I can approximate her age at mid 40's and describe her as roughly 5'2", with medium ash blond hair and blue eyes.
She was last seen fleeing on foot with my dog and my camera.


A little bird told me she was spotted walking through town.



She was also sighted walking down one of the more rural roads in the area.

My dog returned with my camera but the woman is nowhere to be found.
Before she scurried off she went through my entire house sweeping, dusting, vacuuming and straightening up. She emptied garbage cans, changed the sheets on the bed and even had the audacity to clean up my crafty mess.
I don't know if she will return again any time soon but I hope she gives me time to recuperate from today because I'm exhausted.

Hope everyone is having a great Labor Day weekend and watch out for those home invaders.

21 comments:

shydub said...

Hahaha I love how you presented the story, you could be a good story teller. Happy weekend and enjoy the holiday.

PJ said...

that was so cute! i sure wish a home invader would come to this house, that would be awesome!

have a great weekend ann...hugz!

Icy BC said...

Well, you've fooled me until the very last part! If there is such a home invader like this woman, I want one to clean, dust, and make my bed too...Have a great weekend, Ann!

Reese =^..^= said...

I was a little worried there for a minute!

tahtimbo said...

That was great! If she could only come and invade our house:) Have a great weekend!

Ratty said...

Maybe you should check your camera to see what interesting things she might have left there. :)

BeadedTail said...

I was a tad bit worried too but now I hope she invades our house too!

January said...

that was cute! hahaha

Happy weekend!

~Visions~ said...

That was wonderful. Thanks for sharing ... and send that woman my way if you see her!! ;-)

Happy labour day ...

WillOaks Studio said...

May I leave my address to her list please?? Would love to share some of your good luck, ha ha!

apol said...

hello, just dropping by...you have a very wonderful blog, good job...I've followed you in your google friend's list..keep blogging..

Jody said...

Great sense of humour. Loved reading today's blog. I would take that kind of home invasion any day!

Census (aka Cen aka June.S) said...

Can you send her my way? I could do with her!!
Feet up now you must be exhausted!! Lol!

Bambi said...

That's cute.

Buzzing J said...

Oh my god! Not only had this woman invaded your home, she's stolen all your chores!

Maria@Conversations with Moms said...

Well told. Can I have her invade my home as well?

Buggys said...

That was great! I wish I had a home invader over here as I'm not moving very quickly today! If you send her over to my house I'll make her some crab cakes. Hope your weekend is good.

Mike Golch said...

been there done that.

Leigh said...

Send her over my way!!!

digivickie said...

OMGosh! You scared me at first. Too funny LOL

Miawa said...

That strange woman can visit me anytime gal. Your a mess Annie, love it!

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