Saturday, November 9, 2013

Owl

Owl be enjoying the weekend as usual since I don't have to go to work. Owl be having lunch with a friend today and then hoo knows what.

I'm cheating today and all pictures are Microsoft clip art

I have a few owl jokes for you that I'm sure you'll get a hoot out of.





What type of books do owls like to read?
Hoot-dunnits.




What happened to the owl who fell in a well?

He got wet



what does an owl need after his bath?

A t-owl

What happens if an owl doesn't wash?

It smells fowl.

18 comments:

Duni said...

haha - thanks for the jokes! Great way to start my weekend :)

A Quiet Corner said...

Enjoy lunch...don't eat the f....owl, Ann...:)JP

Marg said...

Great pictures and fantastic jokes. I did not realize that owls used towels to dry themselves. Too funny. Have a great lunch and and good week end.

Donna said...

I have no words...Hahahaaaa
ENJOY the work free weekend and lunch with your friend!
hughugs

HOOTIN ANNI said...

....Owl be hoping your lunch with your friend will be a great time.

Sandra said...

i love the WHOOO done it.. I love who done its and i love owls and i love Microsoft clip art.. so that means I love this post and thanks for the laughs.. Owl be seeing you later

Sheryl Hastings said...

Enjoy your lunch! The clipart is cute. No complaints here.

Sandee said...

I love it when you're silly. That's a good mood to be in too.

Have a fabulous day and weekend. My best to Duke. ♥♥♥

Grace said...

Oh dear, oh dear - that was fun and I'm sitting here smiling and shaking my head...Enjoy your weekend...

SweetMarie said...

Owl be shopping for boots! :) Love this fun post!!

Connie said...

You are in good humor today :)
I love the play on words.
Very cute.
Wishing you a lovely weekend.
Your blogging sister, Connie

Reeni Pisano said...

You're a hoot Ann! Hope you're enjoying your weekend!!

Donna said...

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Owls."
"Owls who?"
"That's right! Owls hoo!"

Tanya Walton said...

Lame jokes are sometimes the funniest Ann..lol. Hope you have a great weekend!!

Out on the prairie said...

Hmmmm, does someone have some laid back time on their hands. Duke, have her take you out .

Willow said...

I got a good giggle out of these ! lol

Antonella said...

Cute! I will have to share these with my son, he will likely roll his eyes at me but that is half the fun.
Hugs, antonella :-)

Sharkbytes said...

Owl hope for many readers for my hoo-dunits.

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