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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Why do hens lay eggs? 
If they dropped them, they'd break

What is a crowbar? 
A place were crows go to get a drink!

Why did the turkey cross the road? 
 To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
 To get to the chick across the street!
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14 comments:

  1. Hootin AnniJuly 24, 2014 at 4:03 AM

    LOL...especially the last two.

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  2. DuniJuly 24, 2014 at 5:52 AM

    Haha, thanks for the laughs Ann :)
    Excellent birdy photo!

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  3. Out on the prairieJuly 24, 2014 at 8:28 AM

    have you been saving this giggle?

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  4. MadSnapper n BeauJuly 24, 2014 at 9:04 AM

    ha ha ho ho you have to know this is my favorite corn... i love corny jokes.. i like the bird sitting on whatever he is on and in the blog it looks like his tail is hanging down out of the photo..

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  5. DonnaJuly 24, 2014 at 9:22 AM

    Hahaaaa...love 'em!
    hughugs

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  6. SandeeJuly 24, 2014 at 9:48 AM

    Ann is feeling silly today. Perhaps because it's Thursday and that means tomorrow starts the weekend.

    Have a fabulous day. My very best to Duke. ♥♥♥

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  7. DonnaJuly 24, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    Corny, LOL. But you redeemed yourself with the beautiful photo!

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  8. UnknownJuly 24, 2014 at 9:51 AM

    BOO! HISS!

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  9. GraceJuly 24, 2014 at 12:42 PM

    Ouch! Redeemed by the great photo

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  10. BeadedTailJuly 24, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    Hee hee! I thought your jokes were cute! Pretty birdie photo!

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  11. Ginny HartzlerJuly 24, 2014 at 5:18 PM

    Funny!

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  12. Betsy Banks AdamsJuly 24, 2014 at 9:50 PM

    HA HA HA HA---you made me laugh out loud tonight... I needed this since I have a horrible headache (eyes)--and don't feel great...

    Love the ones about the turkey and the rooster... CUTE...

    Thanks..
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  13. UnknownJuly 25, 2014 at 6:22 AM

    Ha Ha! Thanks for the giggles :-)

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  14. ConnieJuly 25, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    Hello Ann, What a fun post . . . I love finding cute and clean jokes to share with my granddaughters, thanks :)
    Have a lovely weekend.
    Your blogging sister, Connie :)

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