Q. What did Rudolph say about the big book of noses?A. I already red that one.
Q. What do angry mice send to each other in December?A. Cross mouse cards!
Q. What kind of Christmas present just can’t be beat?A. A broken drum!
Q. Did you hear about the kid who was scared of santa?A. He was Claus-trophobic.
Thank you for the laughs. :D
ReplyDeleteWhat did Adam say on the 24th of December? It's Christmas Eve!!
ReplyDeleteHa Ho Ha Ho I am beating my broken drum... Merry Chrismtas... I accidently marked all of feedly list READ and am now hunting through my reading list on blog... love you Ann
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed all the chuckles. Merry Christmas!
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Big smile here...I need to remember these for Lorelei!
ReplyDeleteFunny & pretty! I wish you a warm and peaceful Christmas, Ann.
ReplyDeletegreat jokes...and love the Adam/Eve comment. I have to tell though - it's already half way through the 25th here and I've got some good duds on as I'm going to have the rest of Christmas with another family (not mine)...
ReplyDeleteCheerfulMonk, you are very welcome
ReplyDeleteAnni, LOL that's a good one
Sandee and a Merry Christmas to you also
Ginny thank you and the same to you
Catherine, I hope you have a wonderful time
Cute post, thanks for the laughs....
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