Bad momma

Gibbs here:

I just want you all to know that I have the worst mom ever. She never remembers my birthday. Blog friend Donna remembered it though. She sent me a really nice card in the mail. If I were to tell the whole truth, my mom can't even remember my exact age. She "thinks" I was born in 2013 but without looking at papers she really doesn't know.

She tried to take a picture of me for this post but I wouldn't look at her

She was relentless in her attempts so I finally gave in but I let her know I was not happy.

She's just lucky that I don't hold a Grudge. By the time this publishes I may be done being mad at her. Especially if she supplies me with extra treats.

Drawings year 3 week 9

 

Grocery list

 How do you write a grocery list? I used to write them on paper but always seemed to forget them when I went to the store. I started doing them on my phone which has it's own set of problems.

Once I accidentally deleted the entire list half way through my shopping. Luckily I remembered what else was on the list.

On a recent trip to Walmart, I stopped at the pharmacy first to pick up a prescription. While I was waiting I pulled out my phone to look at my list. There wasn't much on it but one item had me very confused.

Just what the heck are Baby sprinkles supposed to be. I told the girl in the pharmacy that I hated auto-correct and we laughed over the list item and wondered just what it could be. I walked through the entire store trying to figure it out with no luck.

After I got home I was doing some cleaning and noticed the bottle of low dose aspirin on the counter and it hit me. "Baby Aspirin". I got my phone out and added it to the list for my next shopping trip. It again auto-corrected to Baby sprinkles. Apparently I left one of the "i's" out of aspirin so it corrected to sprinkles. I don't get it though because asprin is way closer to aspirin than it is to sprinkles.

A get well card

 Recently Pam from Life through my eyes posted about her grandsons accident. She gave an address for anyone that wanted to send him a get well card. I came up with the perfect plan

Duct tape on the front of a plain card with the words "They say duct tape fixes everything.

And the inside:

I took the pictures at night so the lighting wasn't very good but you get the idea.