Thursday, July 24, 2014

Why do hens lay eggs? 
If they dropped them, they'd break

What is a crowbar? 
A place were crows go to get a drink!

Why did the turkey cross the road? 
 To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
 To get to the chick across the street!

14 comments:

HOOTIN ANNI said...

LOL...especially the last two.

Duni said...

Haha, thanks for the laughs Ann :)
Excellent birdy photo!

Out on the prairie said...

have you been saving this giggle?

Sandra said...

ha ha ho ho you have to know this is my favorite corn... i love corny jokes.. i like the bird sitting on whatever he is on and in the blog it looks like his tail is hanging down out of the photo..

Donna said...

Hahaaaa...love 'em!
hughugs

Sandee said...

Ann is feeling silly today. Perhaps because it's Thursday and that means tomorrow starts the weekend.

Have a fabulous day. My very best to Duke. ♥♥♥

Donna said...

Corny, LOL. But you redeemed yourself with the beautiful photo!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

BOO! HISS!

Grace said...

Ouch! Redeemed by the great photo

BeadedTail said...

Hee hee! I thought your jokes were cute! Pretty birdie photo!

Ginny said...

Funny!

Betsy Adams said...

HA HA HA HA---you made me laugh out loud tonight... I needed this since I have a horrible headache (eyes)--and don't feel great...

Love the ones about the turkey and the rooster... CUTE...

Thanks..
Hugs,
Betsy

Eva Ason said...

Ha Ha! Thanks for the giggles :-)

Connie said...

Hello Ann, What a fun post . . . I love finding cute and clean jokes to share with my granddaughters, thanks :)
Have a lovely weekend.
Your blogging sister, Connie :)

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