Thursday, July 24, 2014

Why do hens lay eggs? 
If they dropped them, they'd break

What is a crowbar? 
A place were crows go to get a drink!

Why did the turkey cross the road? 
 To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
 To get to the chick across the street!

14 comments:

  1. Haha, thanks for the laughs Ann :)
    Excellent birdy photo!

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  2. ha ha ho ho you have to know this is my favorite corn... i love corny jokes.. i like the bird sitting on whatever he is on and in the blog it looks like his tail is hanging down out of the photo..

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  3. Ann is feeling silly today. Perhaps because it's Thursday and that means tomorrow starts the weekend.

    Have a fabulous day. My very best to Duke. ♥♥♥

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  4. Corny, LOL. But you redeemed yourself with the beautiful photo!

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  5. Ouch! Redeemed by the great photo

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  6. Hee hee! I thought your jokes were cute! Pretty birdie photo!

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  7. HA HA HA HA---you made me laugh out loud tonight... I needed this since I have a horrible headache (eyes)--and don't feel great...

    Love the ones about the turkey and the rooster... CUTE...

    Thanks..
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  8. Ha Ha! Thanks for the giggles :-)

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  9. Hello Ann, What a fun post . . . I love finding cute and clean jokes to share with my granddaughters, thanks :)
    Have a lovely weekend.
    Your blogging sister, Connie :)

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