Another Saturday and I have no plans.
But just as I was settling in to my second, or was it third, cup of coffee for the morning, a little birdie told me
You don't have time to stop and smell the flowers today. You have an important task to accomplish.
"But it's Saturday" I protested. "I should be able to sit back and relax and not worry about anything"
Just then a shaggy faced Duke appeared and reminded me that today is grooming day.