Starting April 1st, I’m taking up a new hobby: responding to every question with “That’s not in my job description.”
Coworker: “Can you hand me that pen?” Me: “Not in my job description.”
Family: “What do you want for dinner?” Me: “Not in my job description.”
Dog: exists Me: “Buddy, I don’t make the rules.”
I’ll keep this up until someone files a complaint or I forget, whichever comes first.
Happy April Fools’ Day to everyone with more energy than me.
1 comment:
I KNEW you didn't mean it! At least this was one April fool's trick that didn't scare me!
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