Wednesday, April 1, 2026

My new hobby

 Starting April 1st, I’m taking up a new hobby: responding to every question with “That’s not in my job description.”

Coworker: “Can you hand me that pen?” Me: “Not in my job description.”

Family: “What do you want for dinner?” Me: “Not in my job description.”

Dog: exists Me: “Buddy, I don’t make the rules.”

I’ll keep this up until someone files a complaint or I forget, whichever comes first.

Happy April Fools’ Day to everyone with more energy than me.


16 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

I KNEW you didn't mean it! At least this was one April fool's trick that didn't scare me!

Duni said...

Ha! That's a neat trick ;-) I almost forgot it was April fools!

Lori said...

Happy April Fool's Day to you too.

Donna said...

Lololol...smh...
Have a Happy day!
hugs
Donna

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL BOL LOL Ann you area funny girl.
I actually worked with a gal years ago who said that.
Hugs cecilia

jabblog said...

Did you say 'white rabbits' first thing this morning?

MadSnapper n Beau said...

I think you did mean it but let us think its a joke on April Fools day and will be saying it all day long.
GOT YOU, Happy April Fool Day....

Debby@Just Breathe said...

That's so funny....LOL!

Sandee said...

Let us know how this worked. You did make me laugh out loud.

Have a fabulous day and rest of the week, Ann. Big hug to you and lots of scritches to Gibbs. ♥

photowannabe said...

Too funny and clever.
What a great April Fools ...
Sue

Linda's Relaxing Lair said...

Thank you for the laughs 😃 Ann. Happy April to you.

Chatty Crone said...

I knew that was not you at all!

Debbie said...

hehehehe...happy april, happy spring!!

CheerfulMonk said...

You got me on that one! 😊

Debbie Nolan said...

This is cute and gave me a smile. Hugs!

DeniseinVA said...

Love it! Even though I'm late you had me there ;) Very cute image too.

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