After the boutiful Thanksgiving meal yesterday, I start this black Friday asking that I please be able to button my pants this morning and still be able to breathe. I also pray that the seams don't rip out during the day from the extra pounds I packed on stuffing myself yesterday.
Oh brother, I offered to clean that plate for her yesterday but would she listen? Nooooooo. She should have shown more control and just had a little bit of turkey like me. Humans! The are so silly.