Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Monkey business

What kind of a key opens a banana?
(A monkey!) 


Today's card

 What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
(Anything you want, it can't hear you!) 



 Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
(To a retailer!) 


Same card after a little editing

Last one (I promise)
 
Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
(There are too many cheetahs there!)

13 comments:

Out on the prairie said...

A few good jokes, I hope to use them before i forget.Thank you

Duni said...

That monkey is adorable! Love his rosy cheeks in the second one :)

crafty cat corner said...

what a coincidence, I've just blogged about Tom's crochet monkey, must be on the same vibes today Anne.
Briony
x

Sandra said...

I like the edit card best because you MONKEYED with it.. i like bananas as much as a monkey does... love his smile

Donna said...

Really cute monkey...now I want a banana...Hahaa
hughugs

HOOTIN ANNI said...

I must be a monkey in the jungle...'cause so many times, when I win, I'm called a cheatah!!!

Love this index card. You have a great talent! Keep up the good work.

Sandee said...

Love the jokes and love the index cards. Too cute. Made me smile.

Have a fabulous day my friend. Big hug to you and tons of scritches to Gibbs. ♥♥♥

"Annie" said...



They're all hilarious...Thanks for the chuckle.

Have a great day, Ann :)

Grace said...

The more I look at that monkey the more he looks like a teddy bear to me. Do bears eat bananas?

BeadedTail said...

Hahahaha! Thanks for the giggles Ann!

Reeni Pisano said...

Heehee I needed to laugh! The card is adorable!

Dr Sonia S V said...

Heehee...You make me smile Ann! Or rather the monkey is doing a good job!!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

BOO! HISS!

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