Friday, August 19, 2016

Funny Friday.

Today it's just some things I thought were funny.

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
- American Proverb
 One Friday a traffic policeman stops a Maisie and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies Maisie, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, you're still going to get a ticket.'

Murphy's Law of DIY (Do-It-Yourself )

Any project will require at least two journeys to the hardware shop.
If you need more than one item (pair, four, etc) the probability that one will be damaged or the wrong colour is directly proportional to the desire or need of the object.
You always need more paint.
You never have enough nails, screws or glue.
The likelihood that you will complete a weekend project before the end of the weekend decreases with when you actually start the project.
Therefore: Any plumbing project started after 4pm on Sunday will require an emergency call to the plumber to get the water running again.
To estimate the amount of time needed to complete a project: estimate the amount of time needed, multiply by two and use the next highest unit. Hence: A one hour task will take at least two days to complete.


Ginny Hartzler said...

Fun Friday post!!!

Christine said...

I'm going to have to use the Garfield one soon! Ha ha!
Thanks for the fun!

marie said...

Murphy's Law is my life most days!!
Happy Friday Ann!!

Hootin Anni said...

LOVE the Garfield cartoon!!! That's me.

And, the trip to the hardware store...the screws/nails part...Bud saves screws in a coffee can for 'come in handies'. Well, every project he needs a screw [don't take that the wrong way] and the screws he saves are NEVER the right kind. Hence, a trip to the store!!

MadSnapper said...

i know several people that can get that stupid disability check.. he he he on the contacts, yet another stupid person. thanks for the smiles and loe the pup that is smiling.... due to Murphy i never ever never start a DIY project any where any time.

Out on the prairie said...

like Garfields idea

Dr Sonia S V said...

Hehe the doggy sure did make me smile!!

Sandee said...

I have contacts. I know way to many of these kinds of folks. Bless their hearts.

Have a fabulous day Ann. Big hug to you and lots of scritches to Gibbs. ♥♥♥

BeadedTail said...

Hahahaha! Thanks for the funnies!

Grace said...

LOve the last one...

Lin said...

These are cute. :) Thanks for the giggle.

Anonymous said...

The face of the dog I enjoyed and made me laugh. Thanks.

Deb said...

Thanks for the laughs and for that dog picture, hilarious! Deb xo

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