Along my walk route I happened to pass the Valley School. This is an old one room school house.
What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food.
How do you get straight A's? By using a ruler
What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow
And one more before I go....
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? It always went back four seconds.