Friday, January 3, 2014

I've got something to tell you

Come on in close, I've got a little something I want to tell you.
Do you ever get totally bored with listening to your human whine?


I mean seriously, what the heck is her problem? She's complaining that she can't get her poop in a group. I tried to explain how easy it is to her. I said "Mom, seriously, just go out there and pick a spot, walk around in a circle and squat"

I even pointed out a couple good spots to her out there in the back yard.
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She's not a very good student. She just doesn't listen.

20 comments:

  1. poop in a group.. LOL! that's a first :D

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  2. OH MY... Duke, you should see JAKES GROUP... more like MOUNTAINS... so happy to see your bored face on here today... you are looking wonderful.

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  3. haha. I'm sure you're the bestest teacher, Duke!!!

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  4. Humans are very hard to train. :)
    xo Catherine

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  5. OMG!!! I am rolling!! Now if you, dear Duke, would demonstrate how to snuggle up on the rug with the sunrays...circling around and around before the position is just right, I may wanna learn. But pooping? I think I'll leave that up to you two!! In all honesty, if your mom had to go out in that frigid weather, I think her pooper would freeze shut!!!

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  6. Mr. Duke, the master of poop grouping, LOL! I read the other day that the dog circle is because they are lining up with the earth's magnetic field. Who knew?

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  7. You know it took me a minute or so to get that - 'get her poop in a group' - Love it!

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  8. Oh Duke, you do have a difficult life as a teacher!

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  9. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I just love you Duke.

    Have a woof woof day. My best to your mom. :)

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  10. Duke, we bet the neighbors are very thankful she doesn't listen!

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  11. My dogs go crazy when I tell them lets go poop in the park.a treasured moment for them.

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  12. LOL! This is a first and so funny!
    You're so cute, as always! Hope to see more of you this year!
    hugs,
    Marie

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  13. Well, I've learned that picking up POOP during the winter is much easier that the rest of the year! Does that help you, Ann????...:)JP

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  14. I would seek to add support by admitting that I often have great difficulty getting my "stuff" together, but I am really not that nice of a guy. So, I won't.

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  15. Awwwww, You are so adorable! I hope that human listens to you soon!

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  16. Hi there Duke. That look says it all. Hope the Mom gets her poop straightened out soon. Good job Duke giving her instructions. Take care.

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