Yesterday at work I was bagging the fresh italian bread. I dropped the loaf in the paper bag and the bottom gave out and the bread went straight through and landed on the floor. Well now what do I do with it? The 5 second rule only applies if no one is watching and the deli manager happened to be right there.
Instead I decided I would make a slipper.
Now all I have to do is drop another loaf and I'll have one for both feet.