Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Tweet

When should you buy a bird?
When it's cheep of course.

 (original picture)

Did you hear about the crow and the telephone pole?

He wanted to make a long distance caw.
(edited version)

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute.


27 comments:

Ginny said...

Very cute! I like the second picture the best!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

BOO! HISS!

Christine said...

Tit-ter! Tit-ter! You are a hoot!

HOOTIN ANNI said...

You had me chirpin' with theses teasers. But I like the ceramic birds...of course, I would.

Don't work too hard today. Afterall, it's Fat Tuesday. Happy Mardi Gras.

Jen said...

Oh, Ann. *groans* Those were AWFULly punny ;o)

SweetMarie said...

Thanks for the morning giggles! :) Happy day to you!

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

Oooh, the sparrowshoot one is awesome! I am going to share that with my granddaughter. xox

Sandra said...

first ha ha out loud of the day. love the jokes and that edit is incredible send me an email on what you did to it

Helen said...

:) love the edit version.

Small Town Mommy said...

I can always use a good joke :). This time I got 3.

Sandee said...

Ann is feeling silly today. That's a good thing.

Have a fantastic day. My best to Duke. ☺

Duni said...

Haha. I love your jokes, Ann! The birdie ornament is very pretty too :)

Out on the prairie said...

Lots of fun Ann.

EM Illustrator said...

Hehe, these were funny :)

marie said...

Love the sweet birds...edited or not! Now about those jokes.....

Chatty Crone said...

Okay now you know I have to tell Andy these jokes - he loves them.

Grace said...

You been hanging out with 6-year olds lately???

Jackie said...

LOL...very cute and I love that little bird statue!

Lorraine said...

very cute post and lovely photo edit!

Jille said...

As always, lovely photos...but those jokes...

Donna said...

Groaning Here!!!Hahahahaaa....
Love the photo though!!
hughugs

Donna said...

~groan~ on the jokes! The little birdies are cute! And cheap is good!

Hey, did you get your package in the mail yet? I can't remember when I sent it, but it should be there any day now!

BeadedTail said...

Hahahaha! I need some giggles today! I like what you did with the picture too!

Dee said...

Loved your editing of the birds...and your bird humor was very tweet :)

Lin said...

Oh, those are bad! ;)

Sheryl Hastings said...

When I read your title, I thought you got a real bird! Hmmm, would Duke like that?

Sharkbytes said...

So cute! They are already welcoming spring.

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