Saturday, November 9, 2013

Owl

Owl be enjoying the weekend as usual since I don't have to go to work. Owl be having lunch with a friend today and then hoo knows what.

I'm cheating today and all pictures are Microsoft clip art

I have a few owl jokes for you that I'm sure you'll get a hoot out of.





What type of books do owls like to read?
Hoot-dunnits.




What happened to the owl who fell in a well?

He got wet



what does an owl need after his bath?

A t-owl

What happens if an owl doesn't wash?

It smells fowl.

18 comments:

  1. haha - thanks for the jokes! Great way to start my weekend :)

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  2. Enjoy lunch...don't eat the f....owl, Ann...:)JP

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  3. Great pictures and fantastic jokes. I did not realize that owls used towels to dry themselves. Too funny. Have a great lunch and and good week end.

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  4. I have no words...Hahahaaaa
    ENJOY the work free weekend and lunch with your friend!
    hughugs

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  5. ....Owl be hoping your lunch with your friend will be a great time.

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  6. i love the WHOOO done it.. I love who done its and i love owls and i love Microsoft clip art.. so that means I love this post and thanks for the laughs.. Owl be seeing you later

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  7. Enjoy your lunch! The clipart is cute. No complaints here.

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  8. I love it when you're silly. That's a good mood to be in too.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. My best to Duke. ♥♥♥

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  9. Oh dear, oh dear - that was fun and I'm sitting here smiling and shaking my head...Enjoy your weekend...

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  10. Owl be shopping for boots! :) Love this fun post!!

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  11. You are in good humor today :)
    I love the play on words.
    Very cute.
    Wishing you a lovely weekend.
    Your blogging sister, Connie

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  12. You're a hoot Ann! Hope you're enjoying your weekend!!

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  13. "Knock knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Owls."
    "Owls who?"
    "That's right! Owls hoo!"

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  14. Lame jokes are sometimes the funniest Ann..lol. Hope you have a great weekend!!

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  15. Hmmmm, does someone have some laid back time on their hands. Duke, have her take you out .

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  16. I got a good giggle out of these ! lol

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  17. Cute! I will have to share these with my son, he will likely roll his eyes at me but that is half the fun.
    Hugs, antonella :-)

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  18. Owl hope for many readers for my hoo-dunits.

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