Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Happy Christmas eve

Digging through the archives to bring you ghosts of Christmas past (a.k.a. edits from years gone by)

Q. What did Rudolph say about the big book of noses?A. I already red that one.


Q. What do angry mice send to each other in December?A. Cross mouse cards!




Q. What kind of Christmas present just can’t be beat?A. A broken drum!

Q. Did you hear about the kid who was scared of santa?A. He was Claus-trophobic.

11 comments:

CheerfulMonk said...

Thank you for the laughs. :D

Hootin Anni said...

What did Adam say on the 24th of December? It's Christmas Eve!!

MadSnapper said...

Ha Ho Ha Ho I am beating my broken drum... Merry Chrismtas... I accidently marked all of feedly list READ and am now hunting through my reading list on blog... love you Ann

Kate said...

I enjoyed all the chuckles. Merry Christmas!

Sandee said...

• ★ Merry ★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
•。★ Christmas ★。* 。
° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚
˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚| 田田 |門| ˚
* Joy to all! ♫•*¨* Peace on Earth ♪♫•*¨*

Rose said...

Big smile here...I need to remember these for Lorelei!

Ginny Hartzler said...

Funny & pretty! I wish you a warm and peaceful Christmas, Ann.

Catherine - Mixed Media Artist said...

great jokes...and love the Adam/Eve comment. I have to tell though - it's already half way through the 25th here and I've got some good duds on as I'm going to have the rest of Christmas with another family (not mine)...

Ann said...

CheerfulMonk, you are very welcome

Anni, LOL that's a good one

Sandee and a Merry Christmas to you also

Ginny thank you and the same to you

Catherine, I hope you have a wonderful time

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Cute post, thanks for the laughs....

parm said...

Nice

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