First cross the state line to purchase a fun little assortment pack.
Next secure bottle rocket in large stones in backyard and light with a cigarette. I'm told that a cigarette works much better than a lighter. Who knew.
Then run like crazy before it goes off.
Hope everyone had an enjoyable and relaxing 4th of July. Luckily I get one more day out of the deal since I also have tomorrow off. Yeah me!