Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Wrinkled Butt

Today I'm sharing an email that I got recently that I hope you enjoy
 
This is how the world works lately...



If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work, 

he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day

For 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
 into a tree while driving home drunk,
h
blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
 brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
 deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. 


And if a crazed person breaks
 into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
 understand the world as it is anymore. 
So, if I die while my
OLD WRINKLED BUTT is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to  sue Bill Gates. 


26 comments:

~HoneyB~ said...

OMGosh ANN!!! :))))) I had to steal this and send it on ... hope you dont mind I thought my mom would love it!

Thanks for the smile :)

Ryan said...

Excellent post, I'm sure Bill Gates wouldn't miss a few million.

LDH said...

Ah... so true. What else can one do but shrug and smile.

Bossy Betty said...

Cute! I DO spend waaaaaayyy too much parked on my rear-o because of this invention.

Ann said...

Honey B, don't mind at all, I thought it was hysterical and stole it from whoever sent it to me.

Ryan it probably wouldn't even leave a dent in him

LDH not much else...lol

bossy betty you aren't the only one. but it's a cheap source of entertainment for me and keeps me out of trouble ...lol

Anne said...

While I totally hope nothing happens to you, I completely want to sue Bill Gates. Not only could I use his money, but Windows bugs me.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. I'm older than you, but if I'm still around I'll keep this in mind. Good one.

Have a terrific evening. My best to Duke. :)

VanillaSeven said...

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.... and the tree of course.. :D

SGR said...

Woof! Woof! More Woofs ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

tahtimbo said...

OH, that is so good and SO true. Thanks for this most excellent post.
Oh, and I blame you for the smile on my face:)

BeadedTail said...

How about a big ol' flat butt from sitting at the computer too long? We'll have a world of computer butts someday thanks to Bill Gates!

Ratty said...

I wonder how much money we could get from Bill for our grieving pain. He has enough to share. Or enough to make my life miserable for trying to take it from him. :D

FishHawk said...

Oh no you did-int! Did you really say something about your wrinkled butt? TMI! TMI! (I am now officially taking back all of those hubba-hubbas.)

June Zach (Fledgling Blogger) said...

So nobody would take the responsibility? LOL

You made my day! ^_^

DK Miller said...

That's too funny and sadly too true.

Audrey said...

That is just toooo funny! No one seems to be able to take responsibility for themselves any more. What's up with that?

Grace said...

That was funny - I'll leave instructions for my family to sue Steve Jobs!

allotments4you said...

this is great...and so much truth in it....wonder if i could work one in there about my allotment...lol

Buggys said...

Our government is now trying to regulate our salt availability in restaurants! Why not this too. Oh, i could claim my 'spreading butt' on Bill Gates right now. Why wait to die?

Donna said...

HAHAHAHaahaaa.....You Bet we Will!!
LOLOL...this was what I needed!
Thanks!
hughugs

Marg said...

Oh my those are all so funny and so very true. That is one of the best posts I have read in a very long time. Love the last one about the computer. I have a sore butt every night from sitting here all day. Well done Ann.

Ann said...

Anne, well feel free to use this should someone else pass

Sandee, hey it couldn't hurt to give it a try right?

Vanilla seven ah yes that's another one.

SGR thanks sugar, enjoy that spring break

tahtimbo I'll gladly take the blame for that one, thanks

beaded tail flat, wrikly I don't think it much matters...lol

ratty with my luck it would be the latter that would apply :)

fishhawk aw come on, it wasn't mine I was talking about, I didn't write it I just borrowed it from someone else...lol

june zach glad I did, have a great one :)

dkmiller that it is :)

audrey I don't know, but it sure does seem to be the way things are going. it's crazy

grace hope it works for them :)

allotments4you you never know, give it a try, couldn't hurt

buggys no time like the present right?...lol I saw that about the salt thing on the news yesterday. crazy

donna, always a pleasure to give you what you need.

marg thank you very much, glad you enjoyed it.

Poetic Shutterbug said...

HaHaHa!!! I LOVE it! Class Action lawsuit over Ann's wrinkled butt on behalf of Duke :)

Anna said...

That really made me laugh!
Anna

digiVickie said...

hehehe, so good! The world is CrAZy %/

Ann said...

poetic shutterbug LOL I can see the headlines now

Anna, it did me too

vickie that it is my friend.

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